dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via les-appels-du-vide)

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me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

(via mentalflamer)

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daydreamergab:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

they sure as hell do 

(Source: visualpantheon, via mentalflamer)

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(Source: headrubs, via perchu)

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Sex is such an intimate thing and whenever it’s made public, I think it makes everyone uncomfortable, whether they get off on the discomfort or not

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

(via senjogahara-hitagi)

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

(via absxnt)

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bussolaincercadisorrisiperduti:

xx


I used to see this as “when the 1% finally gives up their power, everyone will be happy” but now I see it as something within myself that I battle every day

bussolaincercadisorrisiperduti:

xx

I used to see this as “when the 1% finally gives up their power, everyone will be happy” but now I see it as something within myself that I battle every day

(Source: imisshowitwasbefore, via outanew)

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