lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

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(via chill-ip)

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lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via sniffing)

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Bored at work so I put a rubber band around my head. Idk why I thought this would end well

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jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

(Source: itsaisha5hah, via thoughtsareextraordinary)

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costalies:

how to sext

costalies:

how to sext

(via dutchster)

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For like 2 years all I wanted to do was burrow up in my room and think about all sorts of possibilities but now I’m burnt out on over analyzing and I just wanna eat food constantly and cuddle and sleep

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  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

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Y’all can give me a call if you’re ready to up your fashion game

Y’all can give me a call if you’re ready to up your fashion game

(Source: skeetshoot, via dutchster)

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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW

(Source: epic-humor, via trust)

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wtfdidyoulanadelsay:

my hair’s so long

wtfdidyoulanadelsay:

my hair’s so long

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