Alina - 21 - USA
it's not what you do, it's how you do it
and i do it with sarcasm
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
Sex is such an intimate thing and whenever it’s made public, I think it makes everyone uncomfortable, whether they get off on the discomfort or not
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”